Fangirl

funkdracula:

femdenmark:

important otp thing to consider: who rocks the ferris wheel seat 

even more important: which one is terrified and crying and clinging to the other to try and get them to stop

gallifreyanprincess:

demoncest:

merry christmas 


Jolly old saint dickolas

gallifreyanprincess:

demoncest:

merry christmas 

Jolly old saint dickolas

thewaywardqueen:

eyeglance:

Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s 

i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?

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sodomizedcerebellum:

terriblyunoriginal:

tacohz:

The sexual tension between you and your posters as you’re getting dressed

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I can only imagine how hot and bothered my world map gets.

#enough to cause global warming

reverse mermaids though
Anonymous

bombing:

my girlfriend is beautiful and really chill and she melts a little every time i touch her. i’ve been dating the ice sculpture from my uncles wedding for the past year and a half now

gnarly:

squided:

diamoncls:

yourwaifu:

thala55o:

mac and cheese

what?

mac and cheese

That’s an egg


Thats an ipad

gnarly:

squided:

diamoncls:

yourwaifu:

thala55o:

mac and cheese

what?

mac and cheese

That’s an egg

Thats an ipad

the-fandoms-are-cool:

owlmylove:

okay, HOLD THE FUCK UP. Do you see this shit? This is isn’t some lame-ass “choco brownie” snack cake. This is a goddamn COSMIC BROWNIE. Bitch, you eat this thing and the entire universe EXPLODES behinds your EYELIDS. This shit is so good, it’s named after the entire goddamn COSMOS. If you opened your lunch bag and saw this tucked in, bitch don’t deny the fact that you’d squeal like a little girl. Bring that shit to school, and everyone is your best friend.
(Even that creepy-ass kid who mixes Jello with his orange juice.)

tumblr needs to write advertisements

the-fandoms-are-cool:

owlmylove:

okay, HOLD THE FUCK UP. Do you see this shit? This is isn’t some lame-ass “choco brownie” snack cake. This is a goddamn COSMIC BROWNIE. Bitch, you eat this thing and the entire universe EXPLODES behinds your EYELIDS. This shit is so good, it’s named after the entire goddamn COSMOS. If you opened your lunch bag and saw this tucked in, bitch don’t deny the fact that you’d squeal like a little girl. Bring that shit to school, and everyone is your best friend.

(Even that creepy-ass kid who mixes Jello with his orange juice.)

tumblr needs to write advertisements

nowimthevillain:

amenparis:

gravity was such a great film


Sandy Bullock looks great here

nowimthevillain:

amenparis:

gravity was such a great film

Sandy Bullock looks great here

paruhhhdise:

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

I cringe